A Lawyer, Doctor, and a Biker are sitting in a bar. The doctor says to the lawyer just had my 10th wedding anniversary bought my wife a new benz and tickets on a Caribbean cruise. I figure if she doesn’t enjoy the cruise she’ll like the car.
The lawyer says I know what you mean my last anniversary I bought my wife a Rolex and a trip across Europe. I figure if she did not like the watch she’d enjoy the vacation.
Biker at the end of the bar says for my last anniversary I bought my ol lady a Sturgis T-shirt and a dildo. I figure if she didn’t like the T-shirt she could go fuck herself.