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08:53:36 pm on February 5, 2011 |
There are two simple rules for riding smoothly and fast in snow and on ice. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
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10:21:53 pm on February 1, 2011 |
The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire! Keep your tank half full, the top half, and be ready for that long ride.
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02:00:52 am on February 1, 2011 |
A Lawyer, Doctor, and a Biker are sitting in a bar. The doctor says to the lawyer just had my 10th wedding anniversary bought my wife a new benz and tickets on a Caribbean cruise. I figure if she doesn’t enjoy the cruise she’ll like the car.
The lawyer says I know what you mean my last anniversary I bought my wife a Rolex and a trip across Europe. I figure if she did not like the watch she’d enjoy the vacation.
Biker at the end of the bar says for my last anniversary I bought my ol lady a Sturgis T-shirt and a dildo. I figure if she didn’t like the T-shirt she could go fuck herself.
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04:12:01 pm on January 31, 2011 |
If the bike isn’t braking properly, don’t focus on rebuilding the engine.
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01:09:38 pm on January 30, 2011 |
A good mechanic should let you watch without charging you for it.
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11:47:42 am on January 29, 2011 |
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.
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11:11:55 am on January 28, 2011 |
When life throws you Lemons, throw them back real hard, and aim right for life’s fuckin head when you do it!
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09:21:03 am on January 28, 2011 |
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory
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05:56:35 am on January 28, 2011 |
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling